Jimmie Johnson’s beard…or these fugly sunglasses.
*10.* A knife at a gun fight.
*9.* Teats on a boar.
*8.* According to ‘old farmer’, most of my Top Ten lists.
*7.* A yo-yo for a midget.
*6.* A mustache on Jeff Gordon.
*5.* Touchless soap dispensers.
*4.* Politicians.
*3.* Buying sunscreen for ‘Tan Mom’.
*2.* A football scholarship to Penn State.
*1.* The NASCAR rulebook at Hendrick Motorsports.
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