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Top Ten Things Slightly More Useless Than The Chase…According to the Fans!

Jimmie Johnson’s beard…or these fugly sunglasses.

*10.* A knife at a gun fight.

*9.* Teats on a boar.

*8.* According to ‘old farmer’, most of my Top Ten lists.

*7.* A yo-yo for a midget.

*6.* A mustache on Jeff Gordon.

*5.* Touchless soap dispensers.

*4.* Politicians.

*3.* Buying sunscreen for ‘Tan Mom’.

*2.* A football scholarship to Penn State.

*1.* The NASCAR rulebook at Hendrick Motorsports.

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