10. WWE. They allow anything over there!
9. Rick Hendrick. Oh, wait, he already is behind the scenes. Next!
8. The band Crash Test Dummies.
7. Starburst (get it? He was a star but now … oh, never mind!)
6. Charlie Sheen and his new show on FX, Anger Management.
5. Maury Povich. Rumor has it Jerry and Maury may even duke it out on live television; the winner gets to sponsor Kurt.
4. Any local law firm whose motto is something like “Turn that wreck into a check!”
3. Orbitz gum. For a clean mouth no matter what.
2. Bobby’s Gourmet Elephant Ears.
1. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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