10. “Remember Jimmie, we’re the second-best crew in NASCAR!”
9. “Just wanted to say ‘Good Luck’ and we’re all counting on you.”
8. “Mr. Johnson! Mr. Johnson! Can I have your autograph?”
7. Hey! Come back here! You can’t drive off without paying!”
6. “Hey Jimmie, watch thi…”
5. “I wanna ride like you gave Mr. Hendrick last week!”
4. “Bet I can beat you to the line!”
3. “I know you’re a bit busy, but have you given your life to Christ?”
2. “I’m thinking that, if we get a lap down, NASCAR will throw that late-race caution we need …”
1. “STOP DAMNIT! My apron string is stuck in your door!”
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