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Top Ten Rejected Changes For The All-Star Race

“Mr. Wood, did you hear? You can draw your pit crew from a hat before the race!” Photo credit: Getty Images

*10.* Slowest car in first segment has to be driven into jet dryer at high speed.

*9.* Fans supplied with water balloons and launchers.

*8.* Karaoke contest replaces fan vote for final entry.

*7.* Third segment run on the dirt track next door.

*6.* Teams must build their cars in 48 hours on national TV.

*5.* Track lights turned out for half of the second segment.

*4.* James Bond-esque guns and oil dump devices built into the cars.

*3.* Lineup for final segment determined by a foot race to the porta-potty after segment four.

*2.* Wipe-out obstacle course must be completed between second and third segments.

*1.* OK, now for the last segment… everybody turn around and go right!

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