NASCAR takes over Las Vegas, NV next Friday night, but what strange things might happen while they’re in town?
*10.* NASCAR, in an attempt to fill the auditorium, drops off a set of free tickets at every strip club. Clothing optional. (Hey, they can’t make it look empty…)
*9.* Kyle Busch visits the Ethel M Chocolate Factory and Botanical Cactus Garden, is denied entry and winds up in a “sticky” situation.
*8.* Tony and Carl jump into some sand buggys and finally settle it on dirt.
*7.* NASCAR, at the last minute, moves the whole shindig to Omaha because Vegas is the hometown of the Busch brothers and they don’t need that kind of publicity.
*6.* Brian France gets drunk, spills his “beverage” and runs into a palm tree stump.
*5.* Dr. Jerry Punch interviews a homeless person who demonstrates remarkably more class than Kurt Busch.
*4.* Brian France implements the beginnings of a future divorce when he suddenly chooses to “interact with the fans” given free tickets after the banquet.
*3.* Ironically, Jeremy Mayfield shows up at a filming of Pawn Stars, trying to sell Chum Lee some construction equipment.
*2.* The Busch brothers are shown repeatedly on television and curiously are always sitting alone.
*1.* Carl Edwards loses vast amounts of money at the gaming tables but no one can remember anyone losing that much with such grace.
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