10. No refunds.
9. A chance to experience it again somewhere else… and spend more money.
8. Wooden nickels. Lots of wooden nickels.
7. An opportunity to explore your love of new sports.
6. A pig in a poke.
5. Everything but a satisfactory explanation.
4. Hey, look at it this way… they saved 20,000 fans from b*tching about what a boring race it was.
3. A handy little book of “Games to Play While Stuck In Traffic.”
2. A framed copy of the bank statement showing how much profit they made, even though you weren’t there.
1. A giant foam hand with a finger pointing skyward… wait a minute, that’s not the pointer finger, is it?!
The Frontstretch Staff is made up of a group of talented men and women spread out all over the United States and Canada. Residing in 15 states throughout the country, plus Ontario, and widely ranging in age, the staff showcases a wide variety of diverse opinions that will keep you coming back for more week in and week out.