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Top 10 Reasons Juan Pablo Montoya Was Speeding on Pit Road

10. He’s been hanging with Jeremy Mayfield.

9. NASCAR spiked his segment samples.

8. Was too eager to drink Gatorade after a win at Indy instead of milk.

7. Had a chick in the car with him we couldn’t see… you know, some guys go faster, some go slower.

6. He had a target on his back.

5. He agreed to be part of NASCAR’s giant conspiracy to have Jimmie Johnson win four Cup titles in a row.

4. His Colombian buddies raised the price of Brian France’s weekly supply of “foot powder.”

3. Didn’t think there were any cops around.

2. Duh! He was going too fast!

1. Forgot his tach didn’t read in kilometers!

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