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Top 10 Reasons Kevin Lepage Won’t Have a Full-Time Ride in the Cup Series Anytime Soon

10. He’s almost 46, you know.

9. In 2007, Kevin qualified for just two Cup races!

8. In 2007, Kevin did not qualify for 25 Cup races.

7. A new technology called “video tape.”

6. He just barely beat Kyle Busch in a recent driver popularity/sex appeal poll.

5. Insists on having Bob Seger pumped into his helmet headset and keeps singing the song as “Turn Lepage” as he enters every corner.

4. At least Michael McDowell only crashed himself.

3. He quite possibly made the biggest bonehead move on a racetrack in the last 20 years.

2. Has an annoying habit of not listening to his spotter. Especially around the house.

1. Car owners of Nos. 9, 11, 18, 21, 22, 28, 33, 41, 47, 59, 60, 66, 88 and 99!

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