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Top Ten Alternative Punishments for Drivers Who Say Things NASCAR Doesn't Like

<div style=\"float:right; width:250px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15498.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"408\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">Six weeks of carrying Jimmie Johnson's beard Flowbee.</p></div>

*10.* Six weeks of driving Jennifer Jo Cobb’s car.

*9.* Drafting with a rookie driver at all restrictor plate tracks until further notice.

*8.* Write 1,000 times on the bulletin board, \"I love Gen-6.\" Make that 2,000 times if you forget the hyphen.

*7.* Six weeks, two hours a day, of listening to Chad Knaus telling you how smart he is.

*6.* Six weeks as Brian France’s designated driver.

*5.* Must wear giant, scarlet pair of lips on front of race uniform.

*4.* Must attend four-week \"How To Plug Your Sponsors In a Positive Manner\" course taught by Michael Waltrip.

*3.* Chartered flights piloted by Jack Roush for two months … in a Hendrick plane.

*2.* Be hypnotized to say \"I love NASCAR\" every time you hear Brian France's name.

*1.* Remember the pink fire suit with the kittens, puppies, and little baby seals?

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