The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Chad Knaus Did/Will Do This Week by Jeff Meyer -- Tuesday February 14, 2006

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Top Ten Things Chad Knaus Did/Will Do This Week

Jeff Meyer · Tuesday February 14, 2006


10. Monday – Lay sulking in bed all day with the covers over his head.

9. Tuesday AM – Send an artfully arranged bouquet of sticks and dead flowers to Mike Helton.

8. Tuesday PM – Spend some “quality time” with significant other.

7. Wednesday AM – Sign up for free trial of Trackpass offered during Speedweek.

6. Wednesday PM – Spend MORE “quality time” with significant other.

5. Thursday AM – Wake up, remember where he is, lay sulking in bed with the covers over his head ‘till noon.

4. Thursday PM – Get dragged to see ‘Brokeback Mountain’ for YET MORE “quality time” with significant other.

3. Friday AM – Decides to prepare taxes himself online for the first time. Waits for a return call from Todd Berrier on the deductibility of NASCAR fines.

2. Saturday – Spend all day praying the folks at the IRS aren’t as sharp as the NASCAR Inspection guys.

1. Sunday – Decides he has “had it up to here” with “quality time!” Vows to NEVER cheat again!

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marion b.
02/15/2006 07:27 AM

What a “cheap” way to win. I guess winning at all cost should be the motto of J.Johnson and crew chief of #48. Cheap shot. How many more times is Nascar going to put up with Chad Knaus. This is the 6th or 7th time right? What about the other crews is he the worst?

02/15/2006 12:29 PM

watch the news after the race fines go out to everyone for stuff they do. and not to mentin the stuff that gets missed. glad ur not in the place of trying ot win

Rusty S.
02/15/2006 02:05 PM

11. Whine about how everyone else is doing it and NASCAR is “picking” on him because his boss has done jail time.

steve tignor
02/15/2006 07:51 PM

lets go straight to the facts.all sports let the people get away with conduct regular people could never get away with.if nascar wants to stop cheatin and bump drafting it could easily but it CHOSES not to. big wallets need big fines.cheat once suspended for 1yr. cheat twice suspended 5yrs. bump draft once suspended 1 yr. you get the point. ENOUGH SAID!

02/23/2006 01:33 PM

ridiculous article.

Has everyone forgot that Chad isn’t the only one that pushes the envelope?


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