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Frontstretch Foto Funnies: It’s Not Gonna Fit…
“OK, listen up. When I give you the signal, you hit the button and it will release an oil slick for precisely 3.2 seconds. Just make sure you keep it nice and straight so you don’t get the tires in it. We need to win this Mario Kart tournament.”

Frontstretch Foto Funnies: It’s Not Gonna Fit…

Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We’ll post the best ones for you!

Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our Facebook page. We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption!

This week’s Fan Foto is up to YOU! (Just let us know which one your caption is for.) Ready, set… caption that!

“OK, listen up. When I give you the signal, you hit the button and it will release an oil slick for precisely 3.2 seconds. Just make sure you keep it nice and straight so you don’t get the tires in it. We need to win this Mario Kart tournament.”

“OK, listen up. When I give you the signal, you hit the button and it will release an oil slick for precisely 3.2 seconds. Just make sure you keep it nice and straight so you don’t get the tires in it. We need to win this Mario Kart tournament.”

“I wouldn’t tell Regan that they gave you more horsepower. It pisses off the rest of the guys in the Cup series when I tell them.”

“I wouldn’t tell Regan that they gave you more horsepower. It pisses off the rest of the guys in the Cup series when I tell them.”

Huh. What do you know. Fillings really CAN pick up radio stations…”

Huh. What do you know. Fillings really CAN pick up radio stations…”

“Oh yeah… I’m gonna scare the hell out of Ricky this Halloween.”

“Oh yeah… I’m gonna scare the hell out of Ricky this Halloween.”

“Even if we put his head in a vise, Kurt’s giant melon won’t fit in your helmet, Jimmie.”

“Even if we put his head in a vise, Kurt’s giant melon won’t fit in your helmet, Jimmie.”

Kyle Larson finds it humorous that in just eight races everyone has forgotten who used to drive the No. 42 last season.

Kyle Larson finds it humorous that in just eight races everyone has forgotten who used to drive the No. 42 last season.

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