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Frontstretch Foto Funnies: I AM the Start-Finish Line…

"Denny, did you know you can park your car ANYWHERE on the track, and your crew will push it back to the garage? That's better than having a valet!" (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
“Denny, did you know you can park your car ANYWHERE on the track, and your crew will push it back to the garage? That’s better than having a valet!” (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
"Dude, hold my Sharpie. I'm about to lay the smack down." (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
“Dude, hold my Sharpie. I’m about to lay the smackdown.” (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
Casey always used his serious face when taking questions about homeowners' policies... (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
Casey always used his serious face when taking questions about homeowners’ policies… (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
"It's really simple Jimmie: force times resistance plus the coefficient of drag divided by the thermal vector of the brakes is your speed into turn one. How many times do have to explain this to you?" (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
“It’s really simple Jimmie: force times resistance plus the coefficient of drag divided by the thermal vector of the brakes is your speed into turn one. How many times do have to explain this to you?” (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
"Holy $#*%!  They gave me a freaking SWORD!!" (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
“Holy $#*%! They gave me a freaking SWORD!!” (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
Bob's checkered past finally caught up to him. (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)
Bob’s checkered past finally caught up to him. (Photo: CIA Editorial Photography)

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kb

Funny as usual.

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Burton: “He keeps how many cheeseburgers in the hauler?!!!”

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